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A Drunk Policeman and The Nude Motorcycle Girl

21/10/2011

 

I am back in the UK after spending a wild summer on the Black Sea Coast. I had a few days in Amsterdam on the way back and have only been back in England for a few days....Fed up already.

As always, I continued to work night and day to make buying property in BG better for you. But long days at work aren't bad -- I'm excited and energized by meeting all my clients.

OK lets kick off with the drunk policeman - you couldn't make this stuff up. A friend of mine was driving home from the village pub when this 50 year old lada with a blue flashing light pulls him over. The village policeman gets out and produces a breathalyzer. The test was negative. The village cop seemed annoyed and said the breathalyzer must be faulty. He picked up a stone and starts bashing the thing and asks my friend to blow again with same result - negative. The village cop grabs the breathalyzer and blows into it - you can guess what happened next. It went straight to red - a POSITIVE reading. The policeman shouts 'arrrgh работи работи' (arrrgh it works it works) staggers back to his lada and heads back in the direction of the bar.

Only in Bulgaria - I love the place - No Police and Criminal Evidence Act here. 

As many of you will know I am in the process of buying 24 studio apartments in one of the developments in Sunny Beach. Thanks for your patience if you have paid the deposit to reserve one of these - things move slowly in Bulgaria and my lawyer is in the process of transfering these now.

Anyone read Viz ? A few years ago they featured a comic strip called Nude Motorcycle Girl (I had a crush on her in a weird sort of way) . The real Nude Motorcycle girl was photographed in the centre of Sofia recently (picture below). This photo was taken just by the Lion Bridge by the main train station (at least she was wearing her crash helmet).

I really appreciate your support and am working every day to make Emerge better for you. I have some exciting plans for the weeks and months ahead. Thanks again for all of the great feedback you've been sending my way -- as always, keep it coming.

Best,
Paul


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The Viz nude motorcycle girl
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The real nude motorcycle girl - available for your airport collection (I wish)

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    Paul is the founder of Emerge (UK) ltd a property company that deals in real estate that doesn't suck. He's a travelling enthusiast who bores everyone with tales about his adventures abroad and the time he nearly got shot in Romania. His hobbies include playing chess and reading.

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